Kiss my grits.

thevirgin-harry:

Harry’s gonna be that type of dad that tries to be best friends with his daughter and her friends and cracks unfunny jokes all the time that he thinks are hilarious and everyone just stares at him like

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Being Normal (Larry Oneshot)

Once the show ended the boys were incredibly tired as always and just wanted to get back to the hotel and rest. “So what’re the sleeping arrangements” asked Zayn to Paul, who shrugged in response. “Well Hazza and I will probably be bunking together just because that’s usually just how it ends up” Louis exclaimed to which Harry replied with a cheeky smile and nod of his head. “Okay then so i guess Niall and I will share and Liam will have his own bed?” Zayn questioned. “Yeah that sounds like a plan” Liam replied happily. Once the boys arrived to their hotel they hopped out of the van, grabbed their stuff and headed up to their rooms. “746…748….750…751 Here we are!” Harry shouted as him and Louis arrived to the room they’d be sharing that night. Louis fished their room key from his burgundy trousers that he wore almost every night on the tour. “No Lou! It’s turned this way!” Harry argued as he placed his hand on top of Louis causing the older boy to shudder involuntarily. “-Thanks love.” Lou said back to Harry as he stuck the card into it’s slot in the door. The green light flashed giving them the okay to enter their new room. Harry wasted no time getting his luggage and emptying all of its contents onto the bed before sorting through his various hair products and placing them in the bathroom. Whereas Louis just flopped onto his bed and grunted “ugh…fuck..me..god..”, He was truly exhausted but Harry was always pretty energetic and replied “gladly” as he piled  himself on top of Louis, making ridiculous moaning noises like a porn star. “Would you cut that out you berk!” Louis shouted whilst pushing his curly haired friend off of him. “But i love you Lou!” Harry said melodrramatically. “Oh end it Hazza!” Louis yelled jokingly, he then got up from where he was laying down and went to get dressed for bed. As he was looking through the over-sized luggage he owned for his pyjama bottoms, Harry snuck up behind him and hugged him from behind. ” I know i say this a lot Lou but i Love You and i’m glad we’re mates” as he snuggled his head into the crook of Louis’ neck. “Yeah,yeah Haz. Get to bed.” Louis replied with a slight bitterness in his voice. “I mean it Lou. You make me really happy” Harry exclaimed sincerely. “Haz, we’re not gay just please cut it out!” Louis yelled unexpectedly brushing Harry off by pushing his shoulders up. “What’s up with you today!?” Harry questioned, “you’re not acting like yourself!” Harry raised his voice. “I’m just tired of you acting like a faggot around me!” Louis yelled louder this time. “Listen to me Louis, You need to calm down. We both support the gay community and for you to say that kind of thing hurts me personally.” Harry retorted seriously. ” Why? Are you one of them now? Sucking dicks and all of that shit?” Louis replied his nostrils flaring from his rage. “Even if i was it shouldn’t matter because it doesn’t involve you in any way” Harry screamed. “I’m done talking to you.” Louis said blankly, attempting to exit the room. However this was in vain for Harry blocked his path with his own body. “Get out of my way Harry” Louis spat through gritted teeth. “No. You know why Lou?” Harry replied, “No Harry please enlighten me with your wisdom” Louis sneered playfully with a tinge of irritation. ” I’m not getting out of the way because i know you. I know you better than you know yourself and you can’t even see whats happening before your very eyes!” Harry explained, “Wh-” Louis began, but was interrupted by Harry’s ramblings. “You have so many people that love you and accept you for who you are. Yet you still feel like it’s necessary to put up this whole facade!” Harry continued, “Facade?” Louis asked. “Yes, the whole ‘i’m not into that’, ‘get off me’ bullshit!” “What’re you trying to say Harry?” Louis said looking at the floor his face empty of all emotions. “What i’m saying Lou is that you are not straight you just haven’t accepted it yet. The sooner you get to know yourself the sooner you’ll experience the happiness that the rest of us have”. Harry said carefully, his voice full of love and affection. “I’m not gay Haz” Louis exclaimed quietly still maintaining his gaze on the floor. “Lou it’s okay we all support you. You’re not alone” Harry began as he gave Lou a hug. Louis head rested on Harry’s right shoulder, he realized it was so soft and it was almost as if that was where he belonged in that moment. He took in the cinnamon like scent that was Harry’s cologne paired along with his apple shampoo. It was heavenly but it wasn’t okay. He couldn’t be gay. No. Louis pushed Harry off him with all the muscle he had in his arms and Harry hit the door to their room with a thud, letting out a whimper as he got back up. ” How many times do i have to tell you that i’m not gay, Harry!?” Louis’ voice shot through him like fire. Wild, Painful. “As many times as you want but it’s not going to work because i’m your best friend and i can read you like a book Louis. Yes, you haven’t come to terms witth your feelings quite yet but i’m here and you can confide in me..” Harry comforted Louis slowly walking toward the feather haired lad in front of him. “I DON’T NEED TO CONFIDE IN ANYONE” Louis exploded, ” I’m straight, i have a girlfriend who i love very much and she loves me as well. It’s rude of you to insinuate my sexuality when i know myself better than any of you. So if you wouldn’t mind i’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t tell me how to live my life!” Louis fired at Harry. Harry was still slowly making his way toward Louis and was still using a very comforting tone of voice. “Listen Lou, if you can’t come to terms with it yet that’s fine” Harry elaborated, “I am already at terms and know that i’m not gay!” Louis interrupted. “I just want you to know that again, You’re not alone in this fight we’re here for you. Liam,Zayn,Niall and I. We understand you. We’ll listen to you.” Harry continued getting closer to his friend. “Well that’s a lie because you are definitely not listening to me when i say I AM STRAIGHT.” Louis shot back  his face toward the ground, eyes welling up with tears. “If you can’t see it yourself” Harry began, ” Harry what are you doing?” Louis asked because as Harry said this Louis noticed that Harry was mere inches from him. “Someone is just going to have to show you.” Harry finished. ” Harry, what’re yo-” Louis question was interrupted by Harry’s lips upon his own. It was a completely new sensation. Harry cupped his hands on Louis cheeks. He ghosted his fingers over Louis’ cheekbones and jawline. Louis’ eyes were clenched so tight but Harry’s softness and gentleness made Louis let go of any worry or stress. Louis slowly eased into the kiss. Kissing Harry back, their lips moving in a constant rhythm never ending and always staying in pace with each other. Harry disconnected the kiss and pecked Louis on the Nose before he began speaking again. “So?” Harry asked nonchalantly even though his face may have given himself away. He was the deepest shade of red, tomato-like. “I dunno” was Louis answer. “Well i mean it was nice but i still think i’m straight has. You can’t change me.” Louis held his side of the argument.Louis sat down on his bed looking at Harry. Harry sighed, tired of this tedious game. ” Listen Lou. I’m going to make this easy. I’m going to kiss you and if you don’t do anything to stop me, i’m not going to stop.” Harry said simply as he cupped his hand over Louis’ left cheek. “But..I..” Louis tried to argue but he choked on his words. “Not good enough love.” Harry replied cupping both of Louis’ cheeks now as he closed his eyes and placed his lips on Louis’ yet again. However, this time Harry instead of showing Louis what it’s like to kiss a boy. He showed Louis what it was like to kiss a person who loved you. That’s right. Harry was in love with Louis. He showed this by kissing Louis with so much love and tenderness that he felt his heart making strange noises and he could almost taste the emotion he felt for Louis. It was such a high for Harry, kissing Louis like this. Every piece of the kiss was expressing Harry’s infinite love for Louis, his hands on his cheeks symbolized his care, the careful shape of his lips on Louis’ symbolized the control that he must have to keep the relationship balanced. After a bit of simple kissing Harry wanted to take it a bit further as he darted his tongue out and licked Louis’ bottom lip asking for entrance which Louis gave him graciously. Their tongues battled for dominance but it seemed as if neither could win. Harry disconnected the kiss and hugged Louis tightly. ” I’m here for you Lou. I’ll always be here for you” Harry said tears streaming down his face. “Thanks Harry, i’m gonna need you here” Louis said crying into his best mates shoulder. They stayed that way the rest of the night. Holding each other as they both cried and kissed each other to sleep.

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Don’t you just love what puberty does to people..

smangwithzayn:

sexy-means-1d:

Exhibit A - Harry Styles 

Exhibit B - Niall Horan

Exhibit C- Zayn Malik

Exhibit D- Louis Tomlinson

Exhibit E- Liam Payne

Exhibit F- Justin Bieber

Exhibit G- Zac Efron

Exhibit H- Freddie Highmore

Exhibit I- Logan Lerman

Exhibit J- Josh Hutcherson

FUCK YES

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